Funny Jokes in Punjabi

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Funny Punjabi Jokes in Punjabi 

Santa bhaga hua doctor ke paas gaya
Santa – Doctor sahab badi mushibat me fans gya hu
Doctor – Aram se baitho mujhe btao
Santa – muje aajkal nudal jaise potty aati hai..
Doctor – thik hai me check krta hu
Doctor- Sale potty karte time chaddi utar liya karteri chaddi me ched hain 
Santa – aaj subah se bada ulta pulta ho raha hai
banta – oye kya hua tainoo
santa – subah ek billee mera raasta kaat gayee
banta – phir kya hua
santa – aage jaake ekseedent ho gaya
banta – kisaka tera ?
santa – nahin billee kasaala hamase panga 


 Jatt : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.Friend : Acha wo kaise?Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.
Jatt k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Jatt ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Jatt ki patni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.
Jatt Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
.
.
Jatt Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.
Jatt Was Awarded 2020 Nobel PrizeFor His New“Theory Of Motion”Which States:“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” 
 Jatt on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Jatt: No this is her husband speaking‚¦
 Jatt:
Oye Yara Machli Khaega?
Baniya:
Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain.
Jatt:
Oye Chhor Yaar,
Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena….
 Jatt saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said €India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air 
 Jatt: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Jatt : LIMOO PANI Me..!


Jatt’s Father
brought a
NEW SIM CARD..
Jatt saved that
…Number in his Mobile Phone
as,
.
.
.
“New Father”


 Jatt: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Jatt: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

Jatt Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar GyaLarki K Maa Baap Bole Humari BetiAbhi Parh Rahi Hai…Jatt:Koi Bat Nhe HumEk Ghante Baad A Jauengy.


Jatt In Computer Exam
Examiner
“What Is Microsoft Excel?”
Jatt : “It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer
1baar Jatt paise jama krne Bank gya
Officr-Ye note fata h dusra do
Jatt-Me apne Accont me jama kr raha hu, fata hua karu ya Nya Tuje kya matlab h bey?...


Dulhan Andhe Jatt Pati Se=Kash Tumhari Ankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn ko Dekh skte
Jatt=Agr Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Ankho wale Tumhe Mere Liye Chhod Dete.


Jatt Cricket Khel Kar Aaya
Dost-Kitne Runs Banae
Jatt-Century Hone Me 100 Runs Baqi The
Mai Out Ho Gya


Patni Gusse Me- Aaj Ke Baad Mai
Tumse Baat Nahi Karungi
Jatt- Kyu Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho
Patni- Nahi,Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu


Jatt-Yar Mai bohat preshan hu..
Dipu-Kyun Kya Huwa..?
Jatt-Yaar subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai


Girl (romantically) to Jatt: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?
Jatt: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
Don`t mess with Jatt!


EACHER to Jatt:Tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
Jatt-Jo meri MUMMY kehti hai wo..


Dost-Tum to kaha Rahe The Ki Mai cement ki factoryBanauga to abhi tak banaya naiJatt-Kya karu Factory banay k liyae Cement hinahi mil raha

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